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Twisted Legacy
In a village nestled in the hills,
Lived a family with amazing skills.
The Twists, they were called, a special clan,
With furry friends who helped them plan.
They hunted scents both rare and sweet,
From jungle depths to mountain peak.
Across vast seas and lands unknown,
The finest oils they’d seek and own.
Their dogs had noses that were oh so keen,
They could sniff out flowers, herbs, and spices unseen.
Uncle Barnaby and his pup named Sniffles,
Found rare orchids with the sweetest whiffles.
Aunt Agatha and her dog called Snuffles,
Could sniff out citrus, even tiny truffles!
The Twist family’s oils were known so well,
Kings, queens, artists, and musicians loved their smell.
But they stayed humble and kind to all,
Sharing their knowledge with big and small.
They taught classes and wrote many a book,
So everyone could enjoy their special nook.
As time went on, their legacy grew,
Thanks to their passion and their doggy crew.
The Twists always worked with all their might,
To find the best oils, day and night.
Their name stood for quality and new ideas,
In the world of scents, they were superstars!
But the world kept changing, as it always does,
And the young Twist brothers were ready to make a fuss.
They learned about crypto, a digital craze,
And saw a chance to change the family’s ways.
They blended technology with their scented art,
Creating NFTs, a whole new part.
Each scent was unique, a digital gem,
A blend of the old ways with the modern stem.
With blockchain and smart contracts, they made it secure,
Ensuring their legacy would always endure.
The Twist family’s spirit, forever bold,
Embracing the future, while honoring the old.
Their name still stands for quality and innovation,
In the world of scents and digital creation.
for my children……….love you more xxxx
Meet the Twisted Brothers
Professor Zephyr “Glitch” Twist: His formative years were spent delving into the depths of underground technology. His accidental fusion of a quantum computer with a vintage perfume atomizer produced the world’s first digitally scented firewalls, repelling hackers with a whiff of digital durian.
Now, he stands at the crossroads of fragrance and technology, turning the digital world on its head. Rumor has it he’s developing a cryptocurrency you can smell – the future of finance has never been so fragrant! His unconventional and innovative approach to problem-solving earned him a reputation as a true pioneer in the field.
Mr. Norman Craft Twist: Born in England, Mr. Twist’s expertise extends far beyond the traditional world of wine connoisseurship. With a discerning palate honed through global wine studies and a touch of eccentric chivalry from his weekend involvement in a Knight revival round table, he possesses a unique ability to identify innovative and unconventional ideas, even from a distance. This keen sense for the extraordinary makes him an invaluable asset to the Twisted English team.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. And the existence of dogs with magical smelling abilities? Well, that’s just the icing on the cake of make-believe!